CNN + FOX = Sci-Fi Channel???

I hate that I can't trust anybody anymore. I feel like I have to read five news publications, watch three news stations, and hear four public officials speak before I can form an opinion on the truth of any issue. After figuring the mean, median, and mode of all this information, I then move my stance one standard deviation to the right and I've arrived at MY opinion.

Should I really have to come up with an algorithm to wade through all the garbage out there?

I hate math.